Sunny Sideup
Plays with a smile · Good vibes only
"Fresh deck, fresh luck. Let's find you a monster hand, champ."
Roguelike poker. The shark never shuts up.
Build poker hands, chase the chip target and climb eight antes against AI sharks with real personas and big mouths. Buy jokers, warp the deck, stack the mult. The banter is the game as much as the cards. Deal in, go big, take the trash talk.
Play FreeUniversal + desktop. In development.
THE FELT IS ALIVE
Six sharks, six mouths. Each one guards a tougher ante and talks a completely different game while you build your hand.
Plays with a smile · Good vibes only
"Fresh deck, fresh luck. Let's find you a monster hand, champ."
Old-school card shark · The felt remembers
"Lay your cards down, kid. The felt don't wait. Show me somethin'."
Counts every out · Knows the deck
"I know every card left in that deck. The odds are calculated. Proceed."
Smooth hands, cold deck · Watch closely
"Shuffle's clean. Probably. Watch the hands. Or don't, it won't help."
Reads the cards twice · It was written
"The cards have already decided. We merely turn them. Fate dealt this before you sat."
Rank 1 house AI · The edge always wins
"Expected value: house. You cannot out-play a distribution. Commence."
Balatro-style draw poker. Deal a hand, play your best five, score chips times mult, and beat the target before you run out of plays. No cash stake, all of the thrill.
Clear an ante, hit the back room. Buy jokers that warp the scoring and deck edits that reshape your draws. Every run builds a different engine.
Six sharks with distinct voices, powered by AINPCEngine. They clock your weak hands, cheer your flushes, and let you hear about all of it.
Every run banks a score, ranked worldwide. Climb the seasons and light up your country on the globe.
Eight antes. One deck. The whole world chasing the mult.
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